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The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie

“Hope Rides Alone”

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The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.244 billion Imperialians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 19,056 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 556,499 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,177,772 per year while the poor average 5,447, a ratio of 950 to 1.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the Klaus Devestatorie Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', political detractors refer to Avakael as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 287,839^th in the world and 242^nd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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