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The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia

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The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.27 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsville. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion Turds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,759 Turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 6,822^nd in the world and 127^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,979.14 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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