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The Atomic Union of Havia Sysis

“In the shadows and isolation our nation shall thrive”

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The Atomic Union of Havia Sysis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zikov Poltus with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.294 billion Citizens of the Atomic Union are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Plutonium. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Kovals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,734 Kovals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Zikov Poltus in ermine and velvet garb, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havia Sysis's national animal is the Black Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Machine Cult.

Havia Sysis is ranked 290,074^th in the world and 855^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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