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The Republic of Kefkalia

“It is too late to be changing our name now.”

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The Republic of Kefkalia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jenny with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.824 billion Kefkalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanwell. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kefkalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,980 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 322,750 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the Kefkalian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, bike rage is all the rage, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown. Kefkalia's national animal is the shadowlurk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Varianism.

Kefkalia is ranked 13,780^th in the world and 112^th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,526.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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