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The Kingdom of Kazakhston

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The Kingdom of Kazakhston is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Zechariah with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.091 billion Kazakhstons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazakhstonian economy, worth 519 trillion Kazakhstoni tenges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,027 Kazakhstoni tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Kazakhston's mid-life crisis, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakhston's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Judaism.

Kazakhston is ranked 35,437^th in the world and 2,137^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 781.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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