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The Republic of Kamphy

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The Republic of Kamphy is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 32 million Kamphyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kamphyian economy, worth 1.39 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,310 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer pounds on liquor and tobacco, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamphy's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kamphy is ranked 101,993^rd in the world and 2,362^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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