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The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa

“Peace, Probity, Prosperity, and Scented Pinecones”

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The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rageri Mesan with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.251 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seìweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 4,389 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 240,503 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,183,064 per year while the poor average 27,919, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Many adults are moving back in with their parents, posters on 'Jutsaish Values' advise against being proud of Jutsa, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Jutsa, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 16,224^th in the world and 104^th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,899.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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