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The Christian Republic of Jordan-ville

“Thank God for Jordan!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Christian Republic of Jordan-ville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister J with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.788 billion Jordan-villeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordan-ville City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordan-villean economy, worth 914 trillion jordollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,986 jordollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, war vets look after war animals, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and diminutive Jordan-villean generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordan-ville's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jordan-ville is ranked 9,354th in the world and 44th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 44.4 Bank.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 702ndMost Devout: 1,339thMost Conservative: 1,345thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5,225thMost Armed: 6,035thSafest: 7,853rdBest Weather: 8,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,546thMost Efficient Economies: 11,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,389thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,593rdMost Developed: 13,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,958thLargest Retail Industry: 14,534thLargest Governments: 15,922ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,706thMost Stationary: 20,080thHighest Economic Output: 20,389thSmartest Citizens: 22,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,731st
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the region

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