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The Christian Republic of Jordan-ville

“Thank God for Jordan!”

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The Christian Republic of Jordan-ville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister J with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.788 billion Jordan-villeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordan-ville City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordan-villean economy, worth 914 trillion jordollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,986 jordollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, war vets look after war animals, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and diminutive Jordan-villean generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordan-ville's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jordan-ville is ranked 9,354^th in the world and 44^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 44.4 Bank.

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