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The Dictatorship of Jestionius

“Get back to work!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Dictatorship of Jestionius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Overlord from the Heavens with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.634 billion Jestioniusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestivink. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jestioniusian economy, worth 286 trillion Jestivars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,099 Jestivars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 903,406 per year while the poor average 18,487, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, an eye for an eye leaves Jestionius blind, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jestionius's national animal is the imp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jestioniussism.

Jestionius is ranked 258,831st in the world and 113th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,489thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,931stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,136thMost Conservative: 3,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,128thLargest Retail Industry: 4,590thMost Patriotic: 4,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,607thMost Avoided: 6,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,316thLargest Black Market: 8,851stHighest Average Incomes: 10,409thLargest Mining Sector: 10,489thMost Devout: 11,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,607thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,591stMost Authoritarian: 17,849thLowest Crime Rates: 18,323rdLargest Governments: 21,150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,266th

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