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The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Haiku

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sweets with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.998 billion Tap-Dancing Demonsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunnydale. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tap-Dancing Demonsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,727 trillion Child Brides a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,707 Child Brides, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Tap-Dancing Demons's national animal is the Vampire Slayer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whedonism.

Tap-Dancing Demons is ranked 56,310th in the world and 9th in Haiku for Most Patriotic, with 24.91 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 564thLargest Black Market: 646thMost Ignorant Citizens: 711thMost Corrupt Governments: 974thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,021stLargest Populations: 1,271stMost Avoided: 1,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,578thFattest Citizens: 1,898thHighest Economic Output: 2,658thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,869thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,135thMost Stationary: 5,402ndMost Influential: 5,436thMost Primitive: 6,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,644thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,931stMost Efficient Economies: 9,745thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,829thHighest Average Incomes: 26,368thLargest Mining Sector: 27,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,250thLargest Governments: 27,583rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

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