Spotlight on:
The Democratic Federal Republic of Jakaland |
“:ᚦᛖ•ᚹᛖᛚᛚ•ᛒᛁᛡᛁᛝ•ᚩᚡ•ᚤᚦᛖᚱᛋ•ᚨᚾᛞ ᚦᚨᚨᚱ•ᛚᛁᛒᛖᚱᛏᛁ•ᛁᛋ•ᛈᚱᚨᛁᚩᚱᛁᛏᛁ:”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Sceniverse |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Democratic Federal Republic of Jakaland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christine Ross with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.807 billion Jakalandics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roselvalley. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Jakalandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Fehlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,743 Fehlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime is totally unknown. Jakaland's national animal is the Chartreux Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Jakaland is ranked 250,233rd in the world and 3rd in Sceniverse for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,610.45 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jakaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Jakaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Jakaland, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.