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The Armed Republic of Ionob

“If you cant beat them you need more guns”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Wintreath

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The Armed Republic of Ionob is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.126 billion Ionobians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenosenion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ionobian economy, worth 122 trillion betoxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,468 betoxes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, governments opposing Ionob are beset by rebels, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ionob's national animal is the sabertooth and its national religion is Technolimism.

Ionob is ranked 83,143rd in the world and 178th in Wintreath for Smartest Citizens, with 35.82 quips per hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,693rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,724thLargest Retail Industry: 8,871stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,774thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,664thMost Efficient Economies: 21,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,470thMost Developed: 22,866thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,555thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,867th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Weihbach, Wintermoot, Lusgastan, Penguin Dictators, WhysashaPOTATO, Imperio tilandes, Dawsinian, and Mantahore.