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The Democratic Republic of Inguzhetia

“Proud Residence of Peace”

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The Democratic Republic of Inguzhetia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Razan Dageshty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 31.35 billion Inguzhetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wladikaukaz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The powerhouse Inguzhetian economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion claims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,067 claims, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, army rations are served on silver platters, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inguzhetia's national animal is the tiger hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Inguzhetia is ranked 61,973^rd in the world and 11^th in New Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

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