Spotlight on:
The Hunnic Horde of Hsiungnu |
“Upholding the Legacy of the Mighty Xiongnu”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Pecan Sandies |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Hunnic Horde of Hsiungnu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Janseit Tazhin with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.047 billion Huns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tongwancheng. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion puls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,851 puls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and Janseit Tazhin's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hsiungnu's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vajrayana-Tengri syncretic.
Hsiungnu is ranked 21,011th in the world and 27th in Pecan Sandies for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,845.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hsiungnu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, Janseit Tazhin's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Hsiungnu was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Hsiungnu was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Hsiungnu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Influential and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Hsiungnu, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.