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The Republic of The Confederate States of America

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The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.685 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,437 Confederate dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,911 per year while the poor average 28,139, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, in a baffling press conference President George Wallace II proudly dismantled a broken door, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and nations that kill a Confederate can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 92,290^th in the world and 1,868^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,159.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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