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The Empire of Holy Great Orange Empire |
“Make Orange Great Again!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: League of Marbles |
Regional Influence: Diplomat |
The Empire of Holy Great Orange Empire is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 596 million Holy Great Orange Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlango. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Great Orange Empirean economy, worth 65.5 trillion Orange juices a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,857 Orange juices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Contestants on Holy Great Orange Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Great Orange Empire's national animal is the O'rangers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Holy Great Orange Empire is ranked 19,495th in the world and 7th in League of Marbles for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,082.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, contestants on Holy Great Orange Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
- : Following new legislation in
Holy Great Orange Empire, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.