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The Republic of Hokolokia

“We thrive together.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.923 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,431 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 4,279th in the world and 115th in The East Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 42.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 954thNicest Citizens: 1,152ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,300thMost Pacifist: 1,474thMost Inclusive: 1,576thMost Developed: 1,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,893rdBest Weather: 1,923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,174thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,890thHealthiest Citizens: 3,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,171stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,214thSafest: 3,390thMost Influential: 3,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,081stLargest Governments: 4,279thMost Cultured: 4,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,176thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,358thMost Efficient Economies: 6,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,347thMost Secular: 7,510thHighest Average Incomes: 8,053rdHighest Economic Output: 8,576thMost Stationary: 8,805thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,766th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 372nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 709th in the region

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