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The Austrian Flag Collector of Hexerei und Zauberei

“W&S, aber auf Deutsch!”

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The Austrian Flag Collector of Hexerei und Zauberei is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nina Hagen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.153 billion Stadtaffes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hexerei und Zaubereian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Zauberstabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,283 Zauberstabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, hell is not always other people, and it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexerei und Zauberei's national animal is the Tintenfisch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nur ein Wort.

Hexerei und Zauberei is ranked 246,821^st in the world and 32^nd in Deutschland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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