The Matriarchy of HereComesGassy
“I GOTTA FAWWWTTTT”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Matriarchy of HereComesGassy is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 203 million HereComesGassyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The HereComesGassyian economy, worth 8.26 trillion Accidental defecations a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,667 Accidental defecations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HereComesGassy's national animal is the Flatulent Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HereComesGassy was endorsed by The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.
- : HereComesGassy was endorsed by The Prettiest Nation in TRR of Miss Hungary.
- : HereComesGassy's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : HereComesGassy withdrew its endorsement from The Republic of Doogladesh.
- : HereComesGassy was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : HereComesGassy relocated from The Known World to The Rejected Realms.
- : HereComesGassy was ejected and banned from The Known World by The Most Serene Republic of The New Valyrian Freehold.
- : HereComesGassy relocated from The Rejected Realms to The Known World.
- : HereComesGassy was endorsed by The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia.
- : HereComesGassy's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".