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The Matriarchy of HereComesGassy


Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Matriarchy of HereComesGassy is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 203 million HereComesGassyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The HereComesGassyian economy, worth 8.26 trillion Accidental defecations a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,667 Accidental defecations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HereComesGassy's national animal is the Flatulent Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HereComesGassy is ranked 90,824th in the world and 2,832nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,398.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,999th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 524th in the regionNicest Citizens: 582nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 693rd in the regionBest Weather: 754th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Farrakhan, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Dyllypoly, Chimes, Fauzjhia, Miss Hungary, and Agalaesia.