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The Scandinavian Realm of Lagene

“Strength Through Freedom”

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The Scandinavian Realm of Lagene is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 707 million Lageneans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Risastort. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lagenean economy, worth 57.4 trillion Eunes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,179 Eunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, there's never enough space in space, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagene's national animal is the Banana Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lagene is ranked 13,889^th in the world and 265^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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