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The Lucky Blue Dance Festivals of Happy Thoughts |
“You're Never Fully Dressed without a Smile!!!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The Featured Region Followers |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Lucky Blue Dance Festivals of Happy Thoughts is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Faithguide Wendy Regina the Lovely with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.532 billion Happy Thinkers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celebrations. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Happy economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion gold Kindnesses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,120 gold Kindnesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happy Thoughts's national animal is the Happy Ghost Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Followers of the Regions Featured.
Happy Thoughts is ranked 193,299th in the world and 12th in The Featured Region Followers for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 301.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Avoided, Most Stationary, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Happy Thoughts's influence in The Featured Region Followers rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Happy Thoughts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.