The Glorious State Chapter 1

The glorious Holy Empire of Gregalia, chosen by god as their representative on this planet, is the grandest and most wonderful country on the planet. It prides itself on its following of the scientific principals and rationality, and is largely atheistic as there is no proof of god. Standing proudly against fascism, Gregalia has proven that it is the best country on the planet, with Gregalians truly being the superior people. If one joins with Gregalia, then that means that they too are superior, so join up today. Gregalia prides itself on its strong military brought about by its mandatory 5-year service (no exceptions), as well as its great personal freedoms, allowing a person to do anything they desire with their life, no path can be forced upon a Gregalian. In order to more efficiently enforce the will of the people, Gregalia has voluntarily elected to have a dictator in accordance with the supreme-leader's will and his brother-in-law's persuasive arguments to the public one night in private over whiskey. This will increase the political freedom of the people as they will no longer have to worry about participation in the political system. Gregalia would like it to be known that Chess was invented in Gregalia, being the home of Gary Chess, inventor of Chess. We await the coming of the great Mega Chessatron, its holy blueprints being designed by God along with the chief engineers of the Gregalian army, and it shall stand as God's representative on this world. Additionally, out of all of the countries in the world, the worm loves Gregalia the most, and we would like to accept it and let it coil around our hearts.