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The Kingdom of Great Danistan

“Dan initium et finis”

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The Kingdom of Great Danistan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.664 billion Great Danistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Danistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,172 trillion Dans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,793 Dans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Danistan's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Danistan is ranked 267,503^rd in the world and 5,095^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 11.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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