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The Federation of Gorvania

“Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Miscellaneous facts

-If one shouts "Слава Райссии!" in the streets, s/he will be sent immediately by the militsiya in mental facilities and will probably face torture.
-One can be fined if s/he is caught throwing food away. Trash cans are inspected randomly at nights.
-No one will bother you if you're drunk in public!
-Roads are dangerous. VERY dangerous.
-The abuse of the word х*й in everyday speak by men doesn't necessarily mean they have big ones.
-Gorvanians have their own alcoholized beverage. They call it 'Misak'. If one is caught drinking any other spirituous liquors, especially raysian vodka (by importing it illegally), s/he can expect to be beaten.
-In Angelipol, if you decline a sliced piece of angel fruity cake, you will be excommunicated.
-Be wary of explosive 'pryaniki' !
-Almost any car manufacturers can export their vehicles to Gorvania, but it must be built in one of the factories of the local manufacturer ‘Drahan’ to avoid import taxes.
Import taxes on car can range from 900 to 2100% , plus a fee to obtain a 'Safety certification'.

The Federation of Gorvania

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