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The Federation of Gorvania

“Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Nazi Europa

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.8 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,834 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 690,169 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,418,163 per year while the poor average 6,798, a ratio of 944 to 1.

Failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Yuriy Yaroshenko is punishable by death, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, the nation is devoted to world peas, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 1,275th in the world and 5th in Nazi Europa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.31 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 80thMost Efficient Economies: 85thRudest Citizens: 98thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 116thLargest Insurance Industry: 132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 134thMost Subsidized Industry: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 152ndFattest Citizens: 155thLargest Mining Sector: 181stMost Avoided: 181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 257thLargest Black Market: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288thLargest Agricultural Sector: 331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 363rdHighest Economic Output: 631stLargest Governments: 798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 984thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,036thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,074thMost Devout: 1,255thLowest Crime Rates: 1,275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,276thSmartest Citizens: 1,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,751stMost Pro-Market: 1,848thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,016thTop
Most Armed: 2,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,135thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,503rdMost Cultured: 11,757thTop
Most Influential: 14,982ndMost Stationary: 17,650thLargest Populations: 21,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,816th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the region

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