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The Federation of Gorvania

“Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Nazi Europa

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.259 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,380 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 683,618 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,355,932 per year while the poor average 6,751, a ratio of 941 to 1.

Love means always having to say you're sorry, some magnifier-wielding Gorvans say Yuriy Yaroshenko seems a little lacking in something, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Gorvanian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 111th in the world and 1st in Nazi Europa for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 941.47 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 35thMost Efficient Economies: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 87thRudest Citizens: 102ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 120thMost Subsidized Industry: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147thLargest Insurance Industry: 149thFattest Citizens: 161stLargest Mining Sector: 195thMost Avoided: 195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 266thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 269thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 270thLargest Black Market: 274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 288thMost Scientifically Advanced: 313thLargest Agricultural Sector: 318thHighest Economic Output: 688thLargest Governments: 800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 873rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 942ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,119thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,243rdMost Devout: 1,322ndSmartest Citizens: 1,417thMost Pro-Market: 1,752ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,782ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,958thTop
Most Armed: 2,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,051stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,276thTop
Most Cultured: 12,775thMost Influential: 15,179thMost Stationary: 18,256thLargest Populations: 21,469th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the region

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