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The Un-holy Utopia of GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY

“Have fun one night get sacrificed the other”

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The Un-holy Utopia of GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fat doggo the 3rd with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.854 billion Democracians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GOD BLESS DEMOCRACYian economy, worth 399 trillion childrens tearsses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,113 childrens tearsses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY's national animal is the Hatted Homo sapien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY is ranked 25,505^th in the world and 12^th in Callista for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,616.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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