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The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia

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The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.668 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,402 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and Glurponia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 221,214^th in the world and 9,916^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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