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The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia

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The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ktahha q Poqxa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.901 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gleamingville. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth 992 trillion standardized units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,234 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, voting is voluntary, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, and the tobacco industry has burnt out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 139,887^th in the world and 7,509^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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