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The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front

“When the ground shakes, we fight back”

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The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 529 million Cascadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cascadian economy, worth 42.5 trillion coffee cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 80,282 coffee cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime is totally unknown. NorPac Liberation Front's national animal is the weaponized moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NorPac Liberation Front is ranked 157,369^th in the world and 16^th in The Caffeinated Confederation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 315.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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