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The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP

“Sźempa Žémķörøw Éviszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavötìgænì!”

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The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.092 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kangaszupevunn. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth 499 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,188 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, graffiti graces every city's streets, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland in TNP's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzerveéklædszser.

Furballland in TNP is ranked 285,490^th in the world and 6,094^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.

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