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The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP

“Sźempa Žémķörøw Éviszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavötìgænì!”

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The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 511 million Furballlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kangaszupevunn. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Furballlandian economy, worth 28.9 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,460 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland in TNP's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Furballland in TNP is ranked 81,047^th in the world and 2,865^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 36.2 quips per hour.

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