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The Empire of El Holy Salvador

“Let The Good Show The Way And The Evil Go To Our Enemie”

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The Empire of El Holy Salvador is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Holy Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.937 billion El Holy Salvadorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The all-consuming El Holy Salvadorian economy, worth 357 trillion Central Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,721 Central Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,128 per year while the poor average 31,944, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to San Salvador to enjoy their national art, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Holy Salvador's national animal is the Torogoz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Holy Salvador is ranked 88,074^th in the world and 138^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,787.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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