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The People's Republic of Free Michagonia

“Long Live the God King Chad Chaden”

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The People's Republic of Free Michagonia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader God King Chad Chaden with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.7 billion Free Michagonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaden City. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Michagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion ChadMarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,224 ChadMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Michagonia's national animal is the Black Striped Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Free Michagonia is ranked 132,529^th in the world and 212^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,303.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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