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The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles

“Omnia vincit Noodles”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 903 million Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 79.9 trillion Ramens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,467 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, corruption is a game of two halves, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 162,950th in the world and 7,045th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -106.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 436thMost Influential: 1,427thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,955thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,332ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,370thHealthiest Citizens: 11,488thLowest Crime Rates: 15,162ndBest Weather: 15,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,685thMost Developed: 19,716th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 457th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 540th in the regionMost Influential: 588th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 619th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 751st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 752nd in the regionBest Weather: 821st in the region

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