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The Queendom of Evil Queendom

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The Queendom of Evil Queendom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.588 billion slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Evil economy, worth 41.7 trillion slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,854 slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Queendom's national animal is the slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Queendom is ranked 167,628^th in the world and 31^st in Jutomi Puppet Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 71.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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