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The Dictatorship of Every Villain Iz Lemons

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The Dictatorship of Every Villain Iz Lemons is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wehttam with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.756 billion Every Villain Iz Lemonsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Every Villain Iz Lemonsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 338,481 Lemons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,477,504 per year while the poor average 14,257, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Every Villain Iz Lemons's national animal is the Sponge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wehttamism.

Every Villain Iz Lemons is ranked 1,462^nd in the world and 30^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 107.83 flags saluted per person per day.

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