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The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıкs of Eurasian Alliance

“Должен сокрушить капитализм”

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The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıкs of Eurasian Alliance is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Зомби Владимир Ленин with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.451 billion Eurasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,498 trillion Rᴜʙʟϵs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,601 Rᴜʙʟϵs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, vacationing Eurasians expect to be treated as royalty, and tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Eurasian Alliance has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Alliance's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Eurasian Alliance is ranked 134,054^th in the world and 13^th in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 105.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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