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The Holy dystopia of Enzonar |
“We Shall Prevail”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The Alliance of Dictators |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Holy dystopia of Enzonar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.177 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth 735 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,451 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.
Enzonar is ranked 7,200th in the world and 14th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,700.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Enzonar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Enzonar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Enzonar, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters.
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Enzonar, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
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Enzonar, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
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Enzonar, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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Enzonar, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
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Enzonar, Great Father's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
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Enzonar, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
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Enzonar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Conservative.