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The Holy dystopia of Enzonar

“We Shall Prevail”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Holy dystopia of Enzonar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.177 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth 735 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,451 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.

Enzonar is ranked 7,200th in the world and 14th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,700.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Patriotic: 420thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,065thLowest Crime Rates: 1,174thMost Secular: 1,605thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,396thMost Authoritarian: 2,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,508thMost Conservative: 2,513thLargest Governments: 2,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,722ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,390thMost Efficient Economies: 3,965thHealthiest Citizens: 4,291stSmartest Citizens: 4,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,714thHighest Average Incomes: 4,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,290thBest Weather: 8,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,012thLargest Black Market: 12,681stTop
Most Developed: 14,561stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,413thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,269thMost Extreme: 20,266thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,935th
Most Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the region

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