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The Empire of Eloscape

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The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.064 billion Ukrainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,850 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,521 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, Volodymyr Zelenskyy's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Eloscape City generates millions of views, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and the media seems excessively interested in what Volodymyr Zelenskyy is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 1,871^st in the world and 23^rd in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 286.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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