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The Kingdom of Elon Reeve Musk

“Always on ludicrous mode”

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The Kingdom of Elon Reeve Musk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.374 billion Elon Reeve Muskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elon Reeve Muskian economy, worth 806 trillion Wobbies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,382 Wobbies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, and unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elon Reeve Musk's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elon Reeve Musk is ranked 252,719^th in the world and 28^th in Wanderlust for Highest Crime Rates, with 2 crimes per hour.

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