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The Extreme Procrastinator of Austro-Bavarian States

“Procrastination🌈”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of		 Economy:
Frightening		 Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

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The Extreme Procrastinator of Austro-Bavarian States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by IKEA CEO Voldemort with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.001 billion Austro-Bavarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IKEA HQ. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-Bavarian economy, worth 658 trillion IKEA coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,541 IKEA coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Bavarian States's national animal is the IKEA mutant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IKEAism.

Austro-Bavarian States is ranked 257,261st in the world and 5,804th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 14.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Influential: 744thTop
5%Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,713thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,048thMost Patriotic: 10,519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,089thMost Efficient Economies: 11,835thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,520thMost Cultured: 12,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,359thLowest Crime Rates: 14,147thTop
10%Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,590thMost Devout: 16,795thLargest Governments: 17,671stMost Authoritarian: 17,688thHighest Average Incomes: 17,701stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,114thLargest Black Market: 20,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,917thMost Developed: 21,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,595thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,937thLargest Retail Industry: 28,212thTop
5%Most Influential: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 297th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 304th in the regionTop
10%Most Patriotic: 321st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionMost Devout: 453rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 488th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 536th in the regionMost Cultured: 556th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 585th in the region

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