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The State of Dynes

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

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The State of Dynes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.183 billion Dynesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Dynesian economy, worth 380 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,465 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,474 per year while the poor average 2,912, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes and Dynes has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dynes's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dynes is ranked 11,353^rd in the world and 1^st in al Qahirah for Most Primitive, scoring 92.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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