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The Slave Empire of The realm of dictators

“No money no life”

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The Slave Empire of The realm of dictators is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.172 billion Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shraks Sh°thole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave economy, worth 386 trillion SHRAKS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,046 SHRAKS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,542 per year while the poor average 35,333, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The realm of dictators's national animal is the ENSLAVED SHRAK, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worshippers of the Most Supreme Overlord.

The realm of dictators is ranked 62,682^nd in the world and 3,587^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,504.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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