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The Caliphate of Mughal Chads

“The Mughals have returned stronger than before!”

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The Caliphate of Mughal Chads is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caliph Abdul Malik the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.957 billion Mughal Chads are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mughal Chad economy, worth 376 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,145 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mughal Chad lands, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mughal Chads's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Mughal Chads is ranked 39,612^th in the world and 2,437^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,250.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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