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The Unified Commonwealth of Fitzserland

“Oh, call for the great general and prepare for war”

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The Unified Commonwealth of Fitzserland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fitzs with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.282 billion Fitzserlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fitzstopia. The average income tax rate is 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fitzserlandian economy, worth 903 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,864 Bottle Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Fitzstopia for fear of causing a fuss, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Fitzs, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fitzserland's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fitzserland is ranked 20,412^th in the world and 1,260^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,963.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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