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The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos

“I shop so much I can speak Italian”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mysterious Idol with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.833 billion Mᴇgistians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Paix. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mᴇgistia economy, worth 895 trillion Frᴇies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,685 Frᴇies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Megistos's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Phoenixi Orthodox.

Megistos is ranked 10,675th in the world and 195th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,784.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,221stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,424thMost Secular: 3,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,241stSmartest Citizens: 5,819thMost Developed: 6,191stHighest Average Incomes: 6,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,947thMost Influential: 8,262ndLargest Black Market: 9,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,046thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,389thLargest Governments: 11,467thMost Efficient Economies: 14,187thMost Inclusive: 14,304thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,677thLargest Retail Industry: 17,288thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,674thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,368thHighest Food Quality: 23,074thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,920thLowest Crime Rates: 27,660th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 178th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 251st in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 360th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 398th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 405th in the regionMost Inclusive: 423rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 430th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 460th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 481st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 499th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 502nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 505th in the region

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