Spotlight on:
The Holy Empire of Mardunia |
“Pray”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Holy Empire of Mardunia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 201 million Mardunians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Mardunian economy, worth 2.49 trillion human skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,408 human skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, genetic research has been halted, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mardunia City for fear of causing a fuss, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Mardunia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mardunia's national animal is the sun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mardunia is ranked 253,182nd in the world and 4,615th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Mardunia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mardunia City for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Mardunia was endorsed by The Empire of Revcader.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, genetic research has been halted.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Mardunia was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Ordogomenistan.
- : Mardunia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Amazoniao.
- : Mardunia was endorsed by The Primitive Serfdom of Danny McGlurk.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 154 » Anarco Argentina, BRASILIENSE NATION, Goldnation, Volaworand, Sporaltryus, Drystar, North Pernambuco, Arscanesia, Amerion, Vimoraland, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Emagination, Tanyaland, Canamerico and Greenland, Ebonhand, Differences-In-Differences, Curlyhoward, United States of Belvaria, Eastern Juble Lux, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Geneek, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Bawkie, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Belschaft, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Khnomania, Meirenyu, Asarana, Zheng Fa, Albend, Pepperton, Valles Stellarum, ANuadh, Pamela And Hepatitis, The Filippinas, The Solar System Scope, Legosia, Vespurg, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, The Xolbarian Opposition, The Free Falklands, Swenfia 2, and 104 others.Lilli Lands, Myhomecountry, Qadiworka, Great Scapula, Linden Oak, Havenwelle, Greater Fennovia, Farelonia, Nakayo, Skwar, Skaladoria, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Shefino, Jammlandia, Sautu, Venezia Pacifica, Privatore, Deerp, Itani, Great Lothian, Tvania, Morian, Unojo, Bleakfoot, Nomayuki, Blondiesland, Gabrielian, Serpleddyland, Gonthavnor, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Mythora, Madhonia, Frairrisburg, Lower Marldvenius, Froshar, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Ostavaria, Balisca, Sumina, BEEstreetz, Nill Vill, Dakalian, Atomic Garden, Yomer, Haya-Nagatoro, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Sedunn, Zanforadon, Dun Frest, Zaelith, Gitlok, Rad Asia, Eastern Doncaster, Hacrela, North Kanuckistan, Greater Pardonia, Pede Cattus, Imperium Sempiternum, Fasire, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Upper Ryu Lorty, Jantisha, Siberia union, 7 Trees, Nova Rhodia, Of the european socialist republics, West Khazana Finsstan, Aquila Audax, Seyja, Emus and Papayas, Nowa Europa, The Ark of Survival, Stelmund, Societyland, Detroxia, Hadrex, Lyautesie, East Endia, Blipp, Eastern Bahia, Sanden, Poguelands, Avastotz, Gwandalis, Chernaya Zvezda, Doundaly, Canmore, Karatengisa, Pepoland, Meglomania, New Amerikan Republic, HawkoFon, Karlsburgh, USNE2018, Silvalbia, Eriaco, Cofrosia, Diuturnitas, Baxingtull, Gemarimia, Danny McGlurk, Amazoniao, Ordogomenistan, and Revcader.