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The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley

“In Sleep We Trust.”

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The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.311 billion lazians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,604 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Lazy valleyian Capitol Building, and political cartoons depicting Ryan's face on a Maltese Tiger's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy valley's national animal is the Maltese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polysomnography.

Lazy valley is ranked 285,516^th in the world and 24^th in Kyodeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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