Spotlight on:
The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia |
“𐩣𐩱𐩩𐩺 𐩯𐩱𐩲𐩱 𐩫𐩱𐩣𐩥”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Disgracia |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grim Reaper with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.308 billion Disgracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Disgracian economy, worth a remarkable 3,051 trillion sufferings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 367,302 sufferings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,436,543 per year while the poor average 3,352, a ratio of 1,025 to 1.
Disgracian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, Grim Reaper's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Disgracia's national animal is the skullbeast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is death-worship.
Disgracia is ranked 286,860th in the world and 1st in Disgracia for Safest, scoring 1.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, Grim Reaper's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, Disgracian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, the nation is under martial law.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, cities in Disgracia declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, Disgracians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.