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The Chocolate Rain of Discords

“What fun is there in making sense?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Underworld

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Chocolate Rain of Discords is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.504 billion Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaos Capital. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The strong Discordsian economy, worth 281 trillion Deaths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,375 Deaths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, the well-to-do in Underworld are never on time for important appointments, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Discords's national animal is the Draconequus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Insanity.

Discords is ranked 5,082nd in the world and 5th in Underworld for Fattest Citizens, with 23.55 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,404thTop
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Most Armed: 2,818thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,812thFattest Citizens: 5,082ndMost Devout: 5,284thLargest Black Market: 11,306thMost Avoided: 11,636thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,842ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,068thMost Conservative: 15,130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,975thLargest Mining Sector: 18,980thHighest Crime Rates: 23,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,543rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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