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The Dominion of Desertiania

“May the Father of Understanding guide us”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The Free Economic Zone of Desertiania

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Dominion of Desertiania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Mackie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.934 billion Desertianians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Desertianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Cheeses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 209,554 Cheeses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,497,775 per year while the poor average 9,591, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Religious education is a new government priority, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desertiania's national animal is the Haast's eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Devonism.

Desertiania is ranked 62,885th in the world and 1st in The Free Economic Zone of Desertiania for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 120.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,205thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,520thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,592ndFattest Citizens: 2,483rdTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,680thMost Devout: 3,893rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,066thLargest Black Market: 5,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,711thRudest Citizens: 6,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,717thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,724thMost Avoided: 8,031stHighest Average Incomes: 8,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,104thMost Patriotic: 10,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,091stMost Influential: 11,181stMost Efficient Economies: 11,844thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,305thTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 22,149thHighest Economic Output: 23,107thLargest Governments: 24,357thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,525th

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